margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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