remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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