Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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