If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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