Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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