I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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