She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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