I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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