Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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