Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize