its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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