You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
