This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
