why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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