yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
