woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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