yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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