maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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