She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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