Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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