his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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