So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
