we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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