I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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