i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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