so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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