Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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