...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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