I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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