I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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