are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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