she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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