we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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