Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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