ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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