So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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