I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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