So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My ass is underappreciated
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
