We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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