Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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