For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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