do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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