But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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