Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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