No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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