worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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