he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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