Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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