i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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