new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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