My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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