i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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