i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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