hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
PANTIES FOUND
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