I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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