no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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