well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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