North Korea, Best Korea!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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