Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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