: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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